A broken email case from Sandy:
My Spanish is not great (non-existent) but from the looks of it, and the translation, you’ve ordered some kind of laser and it is on it’s way to you now. I’m not sure if I should be curious about what you’re up to, or report you to the authorities as an evil genius building the ultimate weapon to take over the world. In any case just remember that I was nice and didn’t log into your homecenter.com.co account and cancel the order when I first saw it come through. In other words don’t aim your laser at me!
Thanks in advance,